Yo, degenerates—it’s Week 14, the fantasy regular-season finale where your league’s about to get real spicy. Byes are biting (bye Felicia to the 49ers, Giants, Panthers, and Pats), injuries are piling up like bad Tinder swipes, and your roster’s screaming for upgrades. Enter the Fantasy Beefcakes Waiver Wire: where we mix legit analysis with shirtless studs who’ll flex their way into your lineup (and your DMs).
Forget the vanilla adds—these are the jacked heroes ready to carry your ass to the playoffs. We’re talking RBs who grind like they’re prepping for a photoshoot, WRs with abs that catch TDs, and TEs who block… and bounce. All rostered in <50% of leagues (per Yahoo/ESPN averages as of Dec 2, 2025). Prioritize based on your needs: RB-heavy for bye hell, WR for boom weeks.
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Top 5 RB Beefcakes: Gains for Days
These backs are built like Greek gods—low body fat, high carry volume, and goal-line sniffs that’ll make your league mates rage-scroll.
1. Chris Rodriguez Jr. (WAS, 35% rostered) – The Commanders’ Concrete Crusher
Chris Rodriguez shirtless flex Why add him? Rodriguez exploded for 11 carries/41 yards + TD in OT vs. DEN (Week 13), snagging goal-line work from Brian Robinson. With WAS facing a QB-less MIN in Week 14 (Sam Darnold out? Chaos), expect 15+ touches. Playoff sched: JAX, CHI, DAL—smash city. FAB (Free Agent Budget): 80% Week 14 Projection: 12.5 PPR pts | Stash for championship flex. Bro tip: His traps are traps—if he traps your league in a TD drought, bench him for yoga.
2. Devin Singletary (NYG, 45% rostered) – The Silent Shredder
Devin Singletary beach bod Why add him? With Tyrone Tracy carted off (hip stinger, bye Week 14 heals it), Singletary’s the lead dog vs. NO. 8 carries/20 yards + TD last week; he’s the ATL goal-line vulture all year (8 rushing TDs). Seahawks D in Week 15? Third-fewest RB pts allowed, but his cuts are surgical. FAB: 70% Week 14 Projection: 11.0 PPR pts | Playoff boom vs. weak secondaries. Bro tip: Dude’s quads could deadlift your ex—don’t sleep on him.
3. Samaje Perine (KC, 20% rostered) – The Mahomes Muscle
Samaje Perine gym grind Why add him? Perine’s the KC change-up king (6 carries/35 yards Week 13), but with Isiah Pacheco nursing a fibula, he’s TD upside vs. LAA. Playoffs: HOU, CLE, PIT—favorable for scat-back gains. FAB: 50% Week 14 Projection: 9.5 PPR pts | Stash for Reid’s gadget plays. Bro tip: His calves are cannons—fire him up in PPR.
4. Bam Knight (NO, 15% rostered) – The Saints’ Sleeper Stud
Bam Knight ripped core Why add him? Knight’s carving 8-10 touches behind Kamara (rested?), facing NYG’s run-funnel D. Week 13: 20 yards on 5 carries. Playoffs: TB, GB, CAR—easy yards. FAB: 40% Week 14 Projection: 8.0 PPR pts | Deep-league dart throw. Bro tip: Name’s Bam, abs are slam—perfect for your bench.
5. Blake Corum (LAR, 10% rostered) – The Rookie Ripper
Blake Corum college flex Why add him? Corum’s stealing Kyren Williams’ reps (3 carries/15 yards Week 13), BUF D in Week 14 is RB-friendly. Playoffs: NYJ, ARI, SF—upside city. FAB: 30% Week 14 Projection: 7.5 PPR pts | Dynasty darling. Bro tip: Michigan maize = ripped phase—future beast.
WR Thirst Traps: Catch & Flex Edition
WRs who run routes like they’re on a runway—deep threats with cake.
1. Christian Watson (GB, 55% rostered) – The Speed Demon Six-Pack
Christian Watson shirtless sprint Why add him? Week 13 explosion: 4/10 for 80 yards + TD. Love throws deep; DET in Week 14 allows big plays. Playoffs: CHI, MIN, SEA—sky’s the limit. FAB: 60% Week 14 Projection: 14.0 PPR pts | WR2 flex. Bro tip: His V-taper is vapor—vape on haters.
2. Adonai Mitchell (NYJ, 25% rostered) – The Jets’ Jewel
Adonai Mitchell abs alert Why add him? 8/12 for 102 yards + TD vs. ATL—Rodgers’ new fave. MIA in Week 14: Speed kills. Playoffs: JAX, NE, BUF—coastal cakes. FAB: 50% Week 14 Projection: 12.5 PPR pts | Boom candidate. Bro tip: Name means “gift”—gift-wrap your wins.
3. Dontayvion Wicks (GB, 30% rostered) – The Slot Shred
Dontayvion Wicks lean lines Why add him? 5 targets/60 yards Week 13; DET slot weakness. Playoffs same as Watson. FAB: 40% Week 14 Projection: 10.0 PPR pts | PPR gold. Bro tip: Wicks = quicks—lightning in a bottle.
TE Targets: Tight End Tight Ends
1. Brenton Strange (JAX, 40% rostered) – The Jags’ Jacked Jumper
Brenton Strange dunk bod Why add him? TD + double-digit pts in back-to-back (Parker Washington out?). IND in Week 14: TE feast (2nd-most yards allowed). Playoffs: TEN, LV, CLE—streaming stud. FAB: 50% Week 14 Projection: 11.0 PPR pts | Must-stream. Bro tip: Strange = range—catches everything but feelings.
2. Theo Johnson (NYG, 15% rostered) – The Steady Swol
Theo Johnson power pose Why add him? Steady 4-6 targets; bye heals, NO in Week 14. FAB: 30% Week 14 Projection: 8.5 PPR pts | Floor play. Bro tip: Johnson’s guns > your excuses.
Drops & Stashes
- Drop: Anyone still rostering Hollywood Brown (IR return delayed).
- Stash: Bryce Young (CAR bye Week 14, but ATL Week 15 = bounce-back).
- DFS Angle: Stack Rodriguez + Daniels on Underdog (MIN secondary trash).
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