Fantasy Beefcakes

Has this ever happened to you?

You spent days planning your fantasy draft; you took everything into account:

  • your placement in the draft order
  • the top performers in each position
  • bye weeks
  • injury reports
  • which players are more likely to get jammed up with a felony
  • how long it’s been since Aaron Rodgers last went on a spiritual retreat
  • et cetera

And just when you thought you had it all figured out, your brother-in-law used auto-draft because he was busy with his better friends and he ended up with a much better team than you!

The team at fantasybeefcakes has been there too, and we’ve found the solution.

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Beefcake Aaron Donald flexes his guns for a professional photographer with a bunch of dudes in the mirror watching

Our Method

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Point Projections? No. Around here “PP” stands for Pectoral Protuberance.

Time to say bye-bye to giving a hoot about Bye weeks. More like hello nurse with the teams you’ll be drafting.

It’s like the creator of the site was drafting a fantasy team while his girlfriend was watching Magic Mike in the same room and he’d had so many beers that he just bought the domain name without a real sense of direction
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